Introduction: How to Be a Spy, on a Budget!

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Welcome agent #5675RT7u AKA "Dave" and K9 unit #00bark89 AKA "McPoddles". We need your help to retrieve the golden bone stolen by Dr.MilkBone! Ok, not gonna happen but it got you in here, so it has to be useful, right? Today I will teach you how to be a spy, on a budget.


Step 1: Step 1: Sidekick

You can Have More than one side kick, and it can be an animal.

Step 2: Step 2: Awesome Spy Gadgets

Ok, you might not be Macgyver or Q from James bond, but here are some gadgets even James Bond uses:

1. Sandisk Sansa Fuze (use with number #2)
2. Mr. Microphone hack by KipKay:
3. Camera/Camcorder(mine is a Kodak 8.0 M.P. V803)
4. Puppies
5. Pwnies(FTW)
6. Flash Light's
7. Cell phone
8.Notepad and pen
9.Webcam's
10. Nerf and water Guns (Maverick, Vulcan, and the Recon are the best for spying)
11. EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles
12. Etc. , a spy best tools and ideas can be found on Instructables, (which your on right now), ebay, amazon, and craigslist.

Step 3: Step 3: the Spy Instruction Manual

Yes, like many others I too want "How to be a spy for dummies" and "'The spy instruction Manual, if you don't open this book in 5 seconds you die, by the CIA". But as far as I know those titles don't exist. Youtube and Instructables will do for now!

Step 4: Step 4: Purpose

You have to have a purpose. Even trying to make sure your moms buys Cookie Crisp is spying. Write down everything, down to the last detail! Keep pictures so if other "Civilians" find, they can go ahead and catch the convict!

Step 5: Step 5: Compile Report

Use word, openoffice.org writer, or whatever typing software you use, just make sure it's either in a weird encrypted file, inside of WinRAR you can encrypt the file! Password should be a minimum of 5 to 10 characters long! Using the old 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. trick can be used and gotten away with because as criminals get dumber, they think we get smarter(stupid) so they try words like pwnies, spore, i love someone who isn't the guy trying to hack in, or my favorite: Hi, I'm Lindsy Lohan! Okay, now sent it threw a temporary e-mail box on G-mail, Yahoo, Live, or mine, AOL/AIM. send it to a hidden e-mail that should redirect to the Admin/master account! Now your done! Now let's use those hot babes!