Aluminum Foil Hat

We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army. Here is a simple way to block the signals and look good doing it.

Step 1: Get Your Hands on Some Aluminum Foil

The beauty of the foil hat is that it requires no tools, just aluminum foil.

Step 2: Wrap Your Head

Tear off a piece of foil at least twice the circumference of your head. Wrap your head with the foil making sure to cover the base of your skull.

Step 3: Its Working...

As you can see, in this configuration the hat is effective in blocking the signals but its not the most stylish head accessory.

Step 4: Fit the Hat

Using your hands, mold the hat to your dome by pressing the foil firmly against your head.

Step 5: You're Done!

Finally, put on your favorite hat over the foil. Now you are stylish and protected.