Introduction: Breaking Bad Costume

By Mechatronics
About: I make things. I teach other people to make things. On the weekends, my wife makes me do home renovations.

The return of Walt and Jesse

Step 1: Essentials

  • Hazmat suit, yellow
  • Full face respirator
  • Pork Pie Hat
  • 55 gallon plastic barrel
  • Hand truck dolly
  • Large RV (optional)

Step 2: Shave Your Head

You *are* committed to this costume aren't you? It grows back :)

Step 3: Find a Stooge

The stooge is really important to this plan!

Step 4: Visit Your Local Chem Lab

A night visit is preferable.

Step 5: Cook Some Product

A good recipe can be found here. If I can cook it, trust me, so can you!

Baby Blue Rock Candy

Step 6: Trick or Treat!

Visit the neighbors.

Step 7: Sales Meetings

Bonding with the stooge.

Step 8: Visit New Territory

If you purchased the optional RV, you can check out opportunities elsewhere.

Happy trails! Via con dios!