How to Saute Ramen Noodles

The purpose of this instructable to guide the molding mind of my fellow brothers in the culinary arts presented by the common square of Maruchan Ramen Noodles.

Step 1: Wash the Dishes

Mama Said Knock You Out! and that's what you gotta do to the accumulated filth on your dishes before you can even attempt to prepare to reward your taste buds with Maruchan Ramen Noodles.

Step 2: Gather Ingredients

For my spectacular gourmet chicken soup, courtesy of Maruchan Ramen Noodles, the following Ingredients are required:
1 Plastic Fork
2 servings of Maruchan chicken flavor Ramen Noodles
"enough" water fountain water
4 chicken wings
2 chicken flavor packets

Step 3: Crunch Up the Ramen

The size of the bowl dictates the amount of crushing necessary, but in order to enjoy the texture of the chopped chicken later, chunks is the suggested method.

Step 4: Add Water

In order to insure the lack of a good hazard, it would behoove everyone in the dorms if you are water, specifically enough water to cover at least 85% of the Maruchan Ramen Homeless. This, of course, is always proportionate to the amount of Maruchan Ramen Noodles being prepared. For my spicy lovers, now would be the time to add Texaspete hotsauce.

Step 5: Microwave

Seeing as to how there are two packages of Maruchan Ramen Noodles, Morehouse College fountain water, and four chicken wings in the microwave, the formula 2NxD+4W must be utilized, and we arrive at 6 minutes is the recommended time to microwave.

Step 6: Pour Out

After taking the Maruchan Ramen Noodles out of the microwave, put out most of the water until approximately 33% of the Maruchan Ramen Noodles are submerged. Stir until any parts still undercooked become covered.

Step 7: Chop Chicken Wings

Use the plastic fork to strip the flesh from the floor chicken wings. Dispose of bones.

Step 8: Mix Chicken

Pour chicken tenders into the Maruchan Ramen Noodles, and stir evenly. Proportions may vary depending on origin of chicken wings.

Step 9: Mix Seasoning

Mix in carefully the 2 Chicken Flavored seasoning packets supplied by Maruchan Ramen Noodles. Flip as well as stir the soup in order to maintain moisture evenly.

Step 10: Eat Up

As showcased by the attached photograph, I am enjoying myself, why aren't you?