How to Make Your Clothes More Purr-fect!

Do your clothes bore you with their... their... say, un-kittenness? Well, fear not, random citizen! Because for just the cost of a staple, you can make your clothes kittenlicious!

*Disclaimer: This 'ible is not true and just for fun. You should never staple a cat to ANYTHING!*

Step 1: Catch the Cat!

Put some tuna in a saucer and wait with a butterfly net. When a cat comes along... TRAP IT!!!!!

Step 2: Buy Some Staples...

Then, grab your cat and go down to Staples (where they will obiously have some staples) and get some green glittery ones. (they r the only ones that work!)

Step 3: Insert Staples Into Stapler

See picture!!

Step 4: Staple Onto Clothing!

Just put kitten on hat, shirt, pants, shorts, shoes, swimsuits, corsets, dresses, wigs, bow ties, hair clips then staple by the fur!!!!! You can also put on kittens as makeup (eyeloner, lipstick, blush, eyeshadow, etc.) or use stapled kittens on a blanket or jacket for extra warmth.





***CAUTION: DO NOT USED STAPLED KITTEN ITEMS NEAR DOGS. YOU WILL BE MAULED, GUARENTEED***