Introduction: Scary Four-Faced Pumpkin Carving

About: Warthog-faced buffoon.
I found this weird-shaped pumpkin, and I'm pretty sure it became possessed by demons or something. I'm cool with it because it's almost Halloween, but I'm totally hiring an exorcist on November 1 because I think it's making my PC have all these java errors, and it ate my cat.

Four heads are better than one!