Hack Browns

Extra morbid hash browns.

You will need:

• Potatoes
• Salt and pepper
• Potato Peeler
• Cheese grater
• Gingerbread man cookie cutter
• Ketchup
• Oil
• Pot & pan
• Water

Step 1: Potato Goodness

1. Peel your potatoes. While you’re peeling potatoes, bring water to a boil in a pot.
2. Parboil potatoes for (about 10 minutes).
3. Take the potatoes out and let them cool for a few minutes.
4. Shred the potatoes with cheese grater. Season with salt and pepper if desired.
5. Shove a few tablespoons of shredded potato pieces into gingerbread man-shaped cookie cutter. Press down with fingers to compact the pieces. Lift cookie cutter to remove potato man.
6. Heat 1/4" of vegetable oil in a pan. Fry each little man for two minutes or so on each side.
7. Serve with ketchup.
8. Dismember and feast.